Hello ye weary Interweb surfer, my name is Johans Mascardo and this is my Tumblr. I am a 17 year old male hailing from the bustling metropolis of Brampton, Ontario. I like alternative/indie rock music, anti-folk, funny images, the Miami Heat, and pomegranate flavored lollipops. Plastered all over this page will be random (and often hilarious, I assure you) postings which may or may not have anything to do with my life. I post funny pictures, animated gifs, movie screencaps, and music. If you are somehow allergic to sarcasm or are absolutely devoid of the capacity to laugh, giggle, or smile, you would be better off just clicking the back button and going on your way because this place is not for you.
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You know why the premiere date was April 14th?
It was the night that the great RMS Titanic
hit an iceburg.
This ship was also known as…
the “unsinkable ship”.
Carpe Diem.: My reaction to Asami
First reaction:
Holy shit, she’s gorgeous.
Second reaction to Asami:
She looks like this badass biker chick who knows exactly what she’s doing. A mixture of Mai & Jun? I can’t NOT like her.
And then I saw this:
WHAT IS SHE DOING ON MAKO’S ARM
THIS LOVE TRIANGLE JUST BECAME…
