Hello ye weary Interweb surfer, my name is Johans Mascardo and this is my Tumblr. I am a 18 year old male hailing from the bustling metropolis of Brampton, Ontario. I like alternative/indie rock music, anti-folk, funny images, the Miami Heat, and pomegranate flavored lollipops. Plastered all over this page will be random (and often hilarious, I assure you) postings which may or may not have anything to do with my life. I post funny pictures, animated gifs, movie screencaps, and music. If you are somehow allergic to sarcasm or are absolutely devoid of the capacity to laugh, giggle, or smile, you would be better off just clicking the back button and going on your way because this place is not for you.
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